My parents did not raise me, I raised
my parents. My teachers did not educate me, I educated my teachers. And I do
not fear the Reaper, the Reaper fears me. When there is something strange in
the neighborhood, I am the one the Ghostbusters call. Beyoncé comes to me for
vocal lessons. I showed Miley Cyrus how to twerk. I taught Cali Swag District
how to dougie.
Teachers adore me. My peers worship
me. If I punched someone in the face, they would thank me. I have won a cook
off against Gordon Ramsay. I have won a 400-meter race against Usain Bolt. I
have won a game of scrabble against my mom.
I know the alphabet in twenty
languages. I can recite the Bible from cover to cover. I have memorized every
song by Taylor Swift. I know Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. Russell Peters
laughs at me. Bruce Lee begs me for mercy. I have won eight Olympic gold
medals.
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